In the closet
The door to the Office Practise store room clicked and opened and in slipped the navy blue shadow of a Holy Rosary sister. Shortly afterwards she was heard to exclaim:
“Jesus!”
I turned to Mr Kioko and grinned,
“…in the store room”, I said.
We both started to giggle. The sister emerged and asked what we were laughing at.
“Jesus in the store”, I told her.
“What?”
“We heard you should ‘Jesus’, so we thought you must have met him there, in the store.”
(more giggling)
“Who do you want me to call?”, she asked, “Mister Mark? Who else am I going to call upon when I see sum’thing supprisin’ in the store?”
Kenyans and Nigerians, it seems, use the word ‘Store’ in the English way, to refer to a place where things are stored, rather than in the American way, to refer to a place where things are sold.

lydia Says:
What was your reply?
November 9th, 2004 at 2:00 pmIt’s a miserable day here but I just passed the advanced IT skills test and on Friday I did QuarkExpress 6 Advanced training so I’m not as techy as you by a long shot but today I feel like I can handle a computer. With shiny black elbow length leather gloves. Ah the cold shower thank you so much.
lydia Says:
And then I press "submit"….
November 9th, 2004 at 2:01 pmMark Says:
OOh, if only computers were that much fun out here in Conservative Christian kenya.
Not just computers, if anything were that much fun…
On a break from my Javascript revision class. Stareted at lunch time today, the exam is tomorrow. Im meeting them again at 7.30pm to resume. Long story…
And my pigging mobile phone packed up today too so Im on
November 9th, 2004 at 5:59 pmrationed SMS allowance.
:angry: